I was born and raised in the San Francisco Bay Area and come from a family of undercover rednecks (but we know how to dial up the class when needed). My dad hunts various animals depending on the season and my parent’s living room looks like a taxidermy museum.

I am the oldest of four children and am constantly concerned with setting an example/being the model child. It’s not easy being awesome, but someone’s got to do it.

As for my career, I am a registered nurse and disinfecting enthusiast. (NEVER leave home without Purell!…you will regret it.) I love what I do and can’t imagine doing anything else. When I am not wearing fashion backward scrubs/saving lives I like to read, travel and scour my surroundings for the Holy Grail, aka boys with brains and manners. I also love spending quality time with my black lab and am moderately to severely obsessed with boating. Actually anything that has to do with being on a lake (see: rednecks, above). I love water but hate watermelon (even though it’s 99.998% water).  And I would shank you in a parking lot for a block of sharp cheddar cheese. *(disclaimer: I do not promote violence, nor is it ever the answer).

I am the first to laugh at myself and with myself when I do something below par (which is frequent). I look forward to furthering my education in an attempt to tack on as many initials at the end of my name as possible. And I want nothing more in this world than to make a difference. *tear*


4 Responses to “Tricia”

  1. Nat August 2, 2010 at 9:16 pm #

    I love this bio, it is one of the funniest one’s I have seen. I can’t wait to start reading your blog and hearing all the funny stuff you have to say, keep it up sister!!!

  2. Sister Earth Organics November 12, 2010 at 4:36 pm #

    nurses rule! rock on dudette

  3. Sabrina Cisneros! December 1, 2010 at 7:29 am #

    Hey Tricia!
    It’s me Sabrina, my mom showed me your website and it’s awesome! I’m gonna subscribe and share it with all my loser friends. Call us, we miss you!

  4. Loser 2.0 December 1, 2010 at 4:24 pm #

    Great! Get on it, loser! …I mean,


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